AI food diary, with teeth

Your lunch asked to be judged.

Snap any meal for a nutrition score, a sassy AI roast, and a shareable plate report card. Track casually for free—or unlock macro estimates when your goals get serious.

Free to start. No credit card required.

Plate Roast hero

Today’s verdict

Strong greens. Chaotic sauce.

The no-nonsense promise

Fun feedback. Honest limits.

01

No fake precision

Nutrition is estimated from what the camera can see, and we say so clearly.

02

Your plate, your privacy

Diary entries stay private unless you choose to share a report card.

03

Useful before judgmental

The roast is playful; the takeaways are practical, specific, and never medical advice.

From camera roll to reality check

Less logging. More noticing what you eat.

Plate Roast replaces spreadsheet energy with a fast visual ritual you can actually keep doing.

Sample plate score

82

“Protein showed up. The beige carbs brought three friends.”

Step 1

Snap your meal

Take one photo before the first bite. No searching giant food databases or weighing every ingredient.

Step 2

Get the verdict

AI turns what it sees into a nutrition score, useful observations, and commentary with a little bite.

Step 3

Share the report card

Post a clean, shareable plate report card—or keep it in your private food diary.

Simple pricing

Start with the roast. Pay for the receipts.

Use the playful essentials free. Upgrade when consistent macro tracking becomes part of your routine.

Free Roast

$0 forever

For curious eaters and casual check-ins.

  • AI plate score and commentary
  • Shareable report cards
  • Recent meal diary
  • Basic nutrition observations
Try a free roast
Best for tracking

Plate Roast Pro

$8 / month

For building a useful food history without turning every meal into homework.

Everything in Free
Estimated calories and macros
Full searchable diary
Weekly nutrition trends
Editable ingredients and portions
Roast intensity controls
Start with Pro

Cancel anytime. Nutrition values are estimates.

Quick answers

Before you feed the algorithm

Your next meal is content

Snap it before you snack it.

Get the score, take the roast, and save the lesson. Your first plate report is free.

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